Zupko The Lost Tapes

Renegade director Thomas Zupko, regarded as the "last true pornographer" by fans and critics alike, has taken a break from smut. Fresh off his latest masterpiece "Shades of Hades" , which is already being hailed as a "Porn Landmark", the whacked-out alcoholic disappeared from Extreme in a drunken fog, insanely babbling that he was the "Mickey G. character in Shades" and had to go to the desert to "find himself". Having owed us one more movie before his much-needed hiatus, we dug deep into the Zupko archives and found some shit that will absolutely astound and stupefy - footage too bizarre, unintelligible, controversial or just plain ridiculous to have been released before. So why then are we releasing it now? Because the bloated motherfucker owed us a fucking movie and now he's on some type of religious retreat with cactuses, rattlesnakes and twenty cases of beer! So kick back, pop open a cold one in his honor, and enjoy this extraordinary roller coaster ride through the manic mind of the "great" Thomas Zupko.





Circa 1996, Caroline Pierce literally gives her life for her sexually repressed husband, Brian Surewood. This is a scene that has to be seen to be believed, proving once again that the dead do give better head.

Circa 1996, virginal princess Kenya encounters two prison escapees who teach her what it really means to be made a "bitch" in the "big house".

January 2001. - Former extreme contract Kristy Myst shows the trade rag AVN what she really thinks 0f it's $ 40 award trophies & $ 5000 AD rates.